No Playing Ball in the House

My mom always told us kids not to play ball in the house.
Did we listen? Of course not.
And sometimes our selective hearing would come back to haunt us, in the form of a broken lamp or other object.

Well apparently I haven't quite learned my lesson.
This is what happens when you practice your golf swing in the house.

And no, it wasn't a full swing.

Just slow-motion, but it caught the fan just right to snap a blade off.

Let's hope my building's maintenance guys have a spare and will install it for free...