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Monday, 24 October 2011

Big Belly Dreamin'

Posted on 13:04 by rendy orton
Whilst I slumbered, my brain decided to send me a message.

I only remember one thing from my dreams last night. My measurements were being taken for some reason, and the seamstress told her assistant that I had a size 45 waist.
Message received, brain. I will be going for a run after work and resume push-ups, ab-work, etc.

Time to get back a little closer to this kind of shape.
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